The sad MHRD

The Ministry of Human Resources of the Govt of India is a sad entity. While most of the limelight is nearly always taken by the other more-profilic ministries of Defence, Finance & Home, MHRD has lately tried all tantrums to exhibit its existence. What else can explain the sudden urge by MHRD to raise the reservation to unprecendented levels so that one in every two students is an undeserving one? Who wants it? I don't think even the OBC's like this. They'll forever be tagged as the one-who-did-not-deserve.

If the ruling goes by, I have a few more suggestions to make for the upliftment of the so-called backward classes (BC).

• 49.5% of the width of any and every road be reserved for BCs. No one else can traverse on them.
• 49.5% of all public toilets in India be reserved for BCs. They should be FREE (as in free beer) too.
• Out of every 100 times Arjun Singh's wife/daughter has sex, 49.5% of them should be with BC men.
• 49.5% of Arjun Singh's balls be castrated and donated to BCs.
  
• For every book which anyone buys, he should tear 49.5% pages and donate it to a BC guy.
• 49.5% of all land be donated to BCs.
• Everyone should donate 49.5% of his income to BC people.
• 49.5% of India's GDP be donated to BCs.
• 49.5% of oxygen in the atmosphere be reserved for BCs.
• 49.5% of all sea-beaches be reserved for BCs.
• .. and so on. 49.5% is the (magic) key figure.

Needless to say, the BCs should not be required any payment, merit, etc for the above favours.

Mr Arjun Singh, you are an unhappy wretch. The more I think of you, the more I love the pigs in my neighbourhood.