If the ruling goes by, I have a few more suggestions to make for the upliftment of the so-called backward classes (BC).
- 49.5% of the width of any and every road be reserved for BCs. No one else can traverse on them.
- 49.5% of all public toilets in India be reserved for BCs. They should be FREE (as in free beer) too.
- Out of every 100 times Arjun Singh's wife/daughter has sex, 49.5% of them should be with BC men.
- 49.5% of Arjun Singh's balls be castrated and donated to BCs.
- For every book which anyone buys, he should tear 49.5% pages and donate it to a BC guy.
- 49.5% of all land be donated to BCs.
- Everyone should donate 49.5% of his income to BC people.
- 49.5% of India's GDP be donated to BCs.
- 49.5% of oxygen in the atmosphere be reserved for BCs.
- 49.5% of all sea-beaches be reserved for BCs.
- .. and so on. 49.5% is the (magic) key figure.
Mr Arjun Singh, you are an unhappy wretch. The more I think of you, the more I love the pigs in my neighbourhood.