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Sunday, March 23, 2008

State of the TV

Deprived of good internet, I spent a lot of time in front of the idiot box (television) in the last few days. I have a few observations on the state of television in India.

  1. All news channels have crime as the general theme. They now dig for crime. A TV channel showed the full footage of a man mowed down by a train, and the channel was blaming the train-driver for not stopping! I mean, come on.
  2. The channels on God and religion have the unique distinction of having people blabber words with absolutely no sense. And that lack of sense is supposed to give a feeling of how limited man's abilities are. (Swami Ramdev's programmes are a small exception)
  3. The only channels worth watching (movie channels excluded): Nat Geo, Discovery, Cartoon Network, Pogo, CNBC
  4. The house-wife channels (Ekta Kapoor types) have reached an unbelievable level of depravity. The fundamental ask is: Use No Head. It's funny to see how they imagine about the kind of things a household can fight for. And what's with the 3-way face-flashing after each and every dialogue?
  5. All DD channels was, is and will be legally and socially and politically safe. They believe in: No action, no mistakes.
All views are personal and should not be misconstrued as detrimental to anyone living, dead, waiting or zombied.

4 comments:

Ash said...

I totally agree... in fact the Discovery and the Nat Geo also gets boring.. it becomes the same old big cat chases harmless deer and the crocodiles eat animals trying to cross the river!

ekta kapoor.. know what the characters die and are reborn and come back in their next life to take revenge!

The only thing thats cool is the clothes/sarees they wear.. incase you want to shop for a woman you can find them wearing pretty good collection :)

pkj said...

News "business" is summarised well in the movie "Breaking News". However the movie itself was pathetic.

Ekta Kapoor is just doing business. Why blame her when people (read housewives) dig her soaps. I guess your "stupid theory" can be very well applied here.

Its just business. Don't read too much into it :-|

Himanshu said...

sometimes when I am low in mood, I watch aaj tak/star news and laugh my ass off watching them.

Oh! cmon, I never felt that they are kind of news channel. One should watch the content they are showing these days .. lol!

There was this one Breaking News in Aaj Tak which read "अमीताभ बच्हन को ठंड लगी" and I had no comments for this .... And this is just a sample !!

s said...

i cud'nt agree more ..

although new movie channels and sports action can make up for the loss.

Even Discovery and Nat Geo can get boring when they start repeat telecasting.